"Help, doc!" cried Ben Roethlisberger as he nursed his bumps and bruises.
The Pittsburgh Steelers had just taken a pounding by the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football and Big Ben was one of several Steeler players who needed a break that didn't involve their own bones. He was disappointed that those fitness classes and that massage he had taken didn't seem to be working as far as preventing injury went.
But a certain Mr. Greene had heard all the complaining before. He was old-school football, from an age where a visit to the doctor's office was about as common as seeing the head coach watching a Blu-Ray DVD movie on the sideline during the Super Bowl.
He strolled over to Roethlisberger and demanded "Hey, Big Sissy Ben! You keep complaining and I'm gonna book you a bridal shower at Mama Java's cafe, complete with a big old floral arrangement!"
Ben was stunned into silence, being called out in front of the team. Greene wished he could have gotten a photo canvas of Roethlisberger's face at that point. He kept going.
"I hope this little talk between us gets you doin' more cartwheels than a gymnastics class, buddy!"
"You're right, Mr. Greene," Ben said. "It's just that ever since I read that hoax about Jon Bon Jovi being dead, my confidence has been shattered. But I'm better now. Thanks, though ... now I gotta get to practice."
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That's the Real Dealio!
By Chris (Blog: Crazy List)
Deals:
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That's the Real Dealio!
By Chris (Blog: Crazy List)
Deals:
- $12 for $40 worth of floral arrangements from Flowers-Nationwide
- Photo Canvas from $39: 1.5'' Depth Gallery Wrapped - 3 size options
- Doctor's Office Visit ($44) at GracePointe Healthcare
- One Month of Once-a-Week Gymnastics Classes
- Hour-Long Massage and Six Fitness Classes
- $6 for $12 Worth of Food & Drinks @ Mama's Java Cafe
- $59 for a Toshiba BDX2150 Blu-Ray Player ($99.99 Value)
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