It crushed my new universal remote, and soaked the Android Tablet in the thin green box. Not to mention that it scratched my left cornea on the way down, which I'm sure will leave me with a nice New Year's eye care bill. I got out one of my Swiss Army knives to open the box with the blue angel paper to see if it destroyed my wife's hand-held exfoliator... the only thing she asked for this year. Thankfully, a survivor! The workout DVDs with resistance band were fine. The paper just needed some more tape and a little patchwork.
When she gets back from her haircut and partial highlight, I've got some explaining to do. I could tell her it fell on its own, but that doesn't happen. We don't play football in the house. That's rule #1. We weren't. We were playing basketball in the house. I leap over the ottoman like Baron Davis and make the catch, only to be fouled by the tree. It really wasn't my fault. It was a bad pass. I could blame my son. But, then, who said it was okay to play a little hoops in the den?
It stinks, but that's the Real Dealio!
By Scott (Twitter: @Scott_Chaney)
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By Scott (Twitter: @Scott_Chaney)
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- 43% off an incredible universal remote control — shipping included!
- $129 for Android Tablet With Free Shipping($269 Value)
- $17 for Hand-Held Exfoliator With Free Shipping ($35 Value)
- $20 for $40 in Swiss Army Knives and Watches With Free Shipping
- $45 for 11 Workout DVDs, Meal Planning Membership, Resistance Band And More With Free Shipping ($90 Value)
- $25 for $50 of Tattoo Services
- $20 for $100 of Eye Care
- 51% Off Haircut, Color or Partial Highlight, Keratin & More (2 Options Available)
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