Nashville, Tennessee – The staff of The Real Dealio would like to issue an apology to all of its faithful readers regarding the drama that happened on this fateful Friday. It turns out that one of the writers really DID get abducted by an alien named Tim Tebow while reading a one-year subscription to Women’s Health (84% off cover price), thus the staff was unable to provide you with a comprehensive list of the Nashville-area daily deals and add some laughter into your life. The CEO of The Real Dealio (no, not Kurt Budke or Regis Philbin) was able to contact Natalie Wood who has direct contact with Robert Wagner who knows Urban Meyer who knows the alien. TRD CEO told the alien to keep the writer whom we will refer to as “Sarah Vowell from Oklahoma State.” It was reported that the alien will indeed keep the writer but only for a fee - 85% off 10 personal training sessions from Pinnacle Fitness Solutions. Why? “I need to lose a little holiday fat I will be adding,” the alien, Mr. Tebow, said.
TRD sincerely apologizes for any convenience this has caused its readers today. They beg that you not give up on them just yet. They’ll even buy you some women’s jewelry at 80% off to go along with your new KSwiss shoes at 45% off.
Have a sweet weekend as you spend it at Sweet CeCe’s eating your half-price treats (aka pumpkin pie froyo)! Stay tuned to TRD for further updates as this story develops.
Other great deals offered today or throughout the weekend:
Up to 65% Off Skeet-Shooting Lesson for One or Two
55% Off Home Cleaning with 2 Cleaners
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