In the dark of night, just outside the compound wall, Agent Kardashian readied the 15 Megapixel Video/Digital Camera that he got with free shipping. Such terror had been rained down upon this proud people for too long at the dictator's hands and AK was going to hand-deliver the retribution.
His training had been intense. Using the caving trip at Indian Grave Point Cave gave him a good feel for the outer workings of this desert fortress. His 2 tickets to Hollyday Marketplace had helped him blend in to the local culture. Even the photography class from Chimpsy was instrumental in knowing how to work the camera.
Finally, the wiring was done. A few snapshots over the wall and Kardashian had the evidence he needed.
"HALT!" declared a voice behind him, and AK felt the business end of a pump-action shotgun touch the back of his head. But a quick spinning roundkick, the flexibility for which had been made possible with 1 month of yoga classes, brought the unsuspecting guard down.
But another guard on a watch tower saw the whole thing and sounded an alarm. Within seconds, hords of swarming evil-doers were rapidly closing in. Going straight for his utility belt, Agent Kardashian grabbed and fired his line across a nearby ravine. The spike stuck in the other side and, just as he was about to be captured, he put the skills learned from his 90-minute zipline tour at Adventure Park at Five Oaks in Sevierville to work.
He had escaped with the evidence! The world was safe again ... for now.
And THAT's the Real Dealio!
By Chris (Blog: Crazy List)
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