It's the DEAL-o-Matic 3000!

Are you tired of paying too much for restaurants, magazine deals and beauty treatments?

(Crowd recording: YES!)

Are you ready to save huge money on random items that you might not have even thought of had they not been on sale in the first place?

(Crowd recording: YES!)

Then you're ready for the DEAL-o-Matic 3000!

The DEAL-o-Matic 3000 has it all! Never again will you have to worry about forking over too much for a magazine subscription or beads and supplies! It's great for shaving a big chunk off the price of a haircut and styling and the picture-perfect way to capture a great deal on photo books, cards and more from Mixbook! It's the place to go for makeup, hair care, skin care products and more! NOW how much would you pay?

But wait ... there's more!

If you order within the next 10 minutes you'll receive, at absolutely no extra charge to us, a taste of India. That's right - a taste of India! We'll even throw in a CarButlers Auto Detailing job. You simply can't lose! (Offer void in the Dominican Republic. Kids, get your parents' permission before dialing).

(Random person you don't know who probably was paid to appear on this commercial) - "I was so distraught when I realized I couldn't afford a zoo magazine subscription. But then I bought the DEAL-o-Matic 3000 and it had everything I needed to get signed up for Zoobooks, Zoobies and Zootles magazines. It's ZOO-tastic! Thanks, DEAL-o-Matic 3000!"

To get the DEAL-o-Matic 3000 delivered right to your door, call 1-800-3K-DEALS! That's 1-800-3K-DEALS! Once again, just dial 1-800-3K-DEALS! Order now!

And THAT's the Real Dealio

By Chris