Don’t Forget

As she slowly drove into the abandoned Franklin Oil Stop for a synthetic oil change, she couldn’t help the goose bumps that appeared on her arms. She looked all around and didn’t see a soul anywhere, except the black cat creeping in the corner as the lights flickered overhead.

She stepped out of her car and wished she were back at the Adagio Massage Company for a Spa Day. “Hello? Is anyone…” BOOM! The lights suddenly cut out. Terror took over. She took off running in the dark but quickly tripped over numerous cans of all-natural home supplies, food and baby products from Abe’s Market.

As she struggled to stand back up, she could hear footsteps approaching. She turned around, and saw a shadowy figure with the whitest teeth ever coming right at her!

She grabbed a Hardcover Photobook and threw it, but he caught her anyway. She screamed at the top of her lungs but no one could hear until….

She woke up in her bed and said, “that’s what I left off my grocery list, a Deluxe At Home Whitening Kit.”


And THAT's the Real Dealio!

By Smitty
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