Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Trial of the century!

It was the biggest scandal since Blagojevich!


The defendant Pujols and his legal team pushed their way past the reporters and cameras and headed into the courtroom. Was it possible, he thought? He was an honest man who had simply gotten a good deal on premium wine and gourmet cupcakes, and now his blood enemy Baldwin was trying to make it look like he stole something.


But he wouldn't let his rival get away with it. From buying Green Bay Packers stock to tampering with the Big East Conference in college football, Baldwin had tried to trump up charges in the past, and nothing ever stuck. That streak wouldn't be broken now.


Court was called to order as the room fell silent. The first witness was called; a legal expert who testified that there were several direct connections between the Pujols deals and the well-known deal offers that had been circulating which promised great bargains on such items as oil changes and wiper replacements, nostalgic candy gift boxes and custom photo canvases. His testimony was convincing, but then the prosecutor Baldwin stood and spoke.


"Your Honor! The defense team is trying to claim that these charges are all speculation and heresay! They simply want this case to disappear so they can get back to their high life of dining at Sunset Grill and buying designer shoes while getting a manicure."


But suddenly, the judge slammed his gavel down and dismissed the case. "I warned you, Baldwin!" he declared. One more outburst and I'd have you hung by that cheap suit on the Christmas tree outside the courthouse like a delightful ornament!


"Boys," he said to the baliffs. "Up with him!"

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That's the Real Dealio!


By Chris (Blog: Crazy List)



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