Dear Diary, I'm having a tough time today. What's a 12-year old girl to do? Do I take the 50% Off Mexican Food at Oscar's Taco Shop deal or the $20 for $40 gift card to McDougal's Chicken deal? Oscar's Tacos are amazing, but McDougals chicken is so so yummy. OMG, this is the biggest decision of my life!
I've been thinking about working on my look because there's this guy at school who, well, let's just say I like him a lot. Do I take the Three Rock Climbing Gym Visits deal or $12 One Month Unlimited Tanning deal? OMG, life is so hard!
My parents don't understand me at all. I asked them if I should choose the $50 for $100 worth of Merrell, Frye and Sorel designer shoes deal or the 78% off pearl jewelry at Prized Pearl, and they just told me there are much bigger problems in the world than that! UGH, Mom and Dad are clueless!
Life is so dramatic right now, I just think I'm gonna take the Voucher Booklet for 5 Big Macs deal and go retail therapy shopping with the 45% off DC apparel deal! Why does my life have so much drama?!?!?!
Anyway, thanks for listening diary. You're my only true friend!
And That's the Real Dealio
By Smitty
Deals:
- 50% Off Mexican Cuisine & Drinks @ Oscar's Taco Shop
- Three Rock-Climbing Gym Visits for Two People, Plus Gear Rental and Belay Lessons
- Voucher Booklet for 5 Big Macs & 5 Large Fries
- $50 for $100 worth of Merrell, Frye, Sorel, and more designer shoes and apparel, plus free shipping!
- $12 for Spray Tan, or One Month Unlimited Bed Tanning ($36 Value)
- $15 for two pairs of earrings or up to 78% off pearl jewelry from Prized Pearls
- 45% off DC Apparel for Kids
- $20 for a $40 gift card to McDougals Chicken
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