Like anyone who felt like they just completed the equivalent of the New York City Marathon, I was debating cheating just a little bit with some cupcakes and baked goods, but with the cold rain sheeting down outside and me all snug and cozy in my pajamas, I wanted to just sit in front of the tube.
But we don't always get what we want. The phone rang. Brrrriinnnnngggggg!
I slowly picked it up, wondering who could be calling at this awful hour. But the voice was familiar. And the words were chilling.
"My waxing services would be perfect for your personalized guitar setup," came the gruff voice from the other end.
I was forced to return code. "That's great, because my invisalign exam went wrong, and it made my haircut, Awapuhi conditioning treatment and style look like I just got off a biplane ride."
The voice then got down to business. "Your assignment has been changed to tonight, Agent Lohan. Are you ready?"
The aching muscles were now itching for adventure. "I'm as on as a pair of lightweight, weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora."
"Good," said the voice. "Here's your assignment ..."
As he spoke, my mouth dropped more than it does when I watch Brian Williams give the nightly newscast. This was going to be dangerous!
To be continued tomorrow...
By Chris (Blog: Crazy List)
Deals List:
- Up to 51% Off Cupcakes and Baked Goods in Franklin
- Invisalign Exam, X-Rays, and $1000 Off Invisalign
- Haircut, Awapuhi Conditioning Treatment, and Style
- 50% Off Waxing Services
- Personalized Guitar Setup $37.00 ($75.00 Value)
- 5 or 10 Women's Boot-Camp Classes at Nashville Adventure Boot Camp (Up to 61% Off)
- 15-Minute Biplane Ride for Two Over Music City $112.00 ($225.00 Value)
- $26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)
- $50 to Spend on Pajamas $25.00 ($50.00 Value)
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