As Sharon Bialek and Gloria Alred waved frantically, I knew
I had been made. You see, we met years ago at Timberloft Restaurant.
My assignment that day was to track the sea bass burglar. Sure, he wasn’t as well-known
as your everyday cat burglar or diamond thief, but he had struck terror into
the hearts of restaurateurs and fish lovers across the country. At the time, I
heard he had tried to go legit, and even had his portrait made in an hour-long photo session, so he could be an actor. But the lure of the sea was just
too much to resist. Life was dull without stolen seafood.
Now as you probably know if you’ve seen any TV this week,
Sharon is a looker. So I was glad I was relaxed from my One-hour massage.
Maybe I would have the nerve to ask her to go back with me to my hometown of
Nashville, where we could glance longingly at each other at Olivia Olive Oil Private Tasting Event. We could then sashay on down to the Tour for Two at Ryman Auditorium. Think
of it. She would be my Tammy Wynette and stand by her man. Finally, we would
end the evening with a Holiday Tour for Two to Belmont Mansion.
One thing I learned as a private detective, though, is that dreams are made to be broken. True love would
have to wait until I broke this case. Keep on dancing Sharon and Gloria. Just
keep on dancing.
Back to my assignment.
As I made my way down Wall Street, I couldn’t help thinking of the job at
hand. Would I be able to complete it? Would I become as famous as Sam Spade or
better yet—TJ Hooker! Thanks to my night classes and all the business cards I
got on the cheap with custom printing from Vistaprint, I believed I had
as good of shot as the next Joe. But I digress.
GUEST WEDNESDAY POST By Amy
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- Timberloft Restaurant
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- Hour-Long Photo Session + Print Package
- Olivia Olive Oil / Private Tasting Event
- Self-Guided Tour for Two or Four at Ryman Auditorium
- Holiday Tour for Two or Family Membership to Belmont Mansion
- Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint
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