So you won the Powerball, Mr./Ms. Connecticut! You’ve won the largest prize ever in state lottery history and you should be quite delighted with your luck. Though you should be monetarily set for the rest of your life, I’m sure you’ll still want to get the most for your hard-earned money and spend wisely like the commoners that now surround you.
I suggest that you pack your bags and head on down to Nashville for a weekend away from the media that won’t leave you alone once they find out who you are. And while you’re here, you can easily schedule the carpet cleaning for three rooms in your new southern house – perfect timing! Here are some things you should experience in our lovely city:
One Ticket to Country-Music Benefit at the Ryman – Everyone who lives in or visits Nashville must visit this iconic venue and, at the same time, experience the music that put us on the map. Not a huge fan of the twang? Just think - how memorable would it be if Jimmy Fallon made a surprise visit and performed his Justin Bieber baby mama drama song?! Don’t miss it.
2-Hour BYOB Painting Class – No, no, this is not a Big Your Own Bieber party. But since you just won the Powerball, you could probably buy Bieber if you wanted to. Instead, just bring your own bottle of wine and you’ll surely make some new southern friends who will love you for your wine and not your money.
Frozen Treats at Tasti D-Lite on West End – In the crazed world where froyo shops are popping up every hour, you should definitely get a tasty delight here. It’s where all the cool people go, and you my new rich friend, are definitely cool. Word of warning, though – if you see Jeremy Mayfield there, just run. Drop your tasty delight and run because it might have meth in it. Just sayin’.
With those amazing options, how could you not want to come experience Nashville? We’ll also give you two slap watches from Slap Gear just for hanging out with us, the middle-class commoners. How can you turn that down?!
And THAT's the Real Dealio!
By Marianna (peachy perspective)
Nashville Daily Deals - Living Social, Moolala, Crowd Savings, Groupon
This is hilarious! I love this Marianna!
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