Yesterday, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden a deer jumps out in front of me! I swerve out of the way (which is dumb... I should have just hit the thing) and came to a screatching halt in front of a Palace! Getting out of my car, I looked up at the grand palace and realized, this is no ordinary palace, this is the Nashville Palace... the place where stars drop in. I think to myself, how do stars just "drop" into this very place? Is this where all the shooting stars go? I bet the cowboy boots have something to do with it.

Well my tires were flat so I walk inside to find someone that can help me. I was greeted by 10 personal trainers that said they wanted to "pump you up" in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. I said no thanks, but you can go pump up my tires if you like. "I want to pump you up, I want to pump you up, I want to...." OK!! Nevermind.

I shove my way past the 10 beef cakes and walk up to an old man who looked like he was straight out of the hills. I mean, seriously dirty, clothes tattered, stank like my kids diapers. He said hi, my name is Franklin... and smiled a HUGE smile. Expecting him to not have any teeth, I had to do a double take when I saw the Dental Packages in Franklin were some of the most beautiful pearly whites I'd ever seen. Blown away, I could hardly speak. Finally I muddled, "My you have perty teeth..." But I was cutoff by a Swedish Masseuse playing the song "Deep Tissue" on the banjo.
What a weird place... All I wanted was some Medilift Treatments on my tires!

And THAT's, the Real Dealio!


By Branden
Nashville Daily Deals - Living Social, Moolala, Groupon, Crowd Savings