Jumping to Conclusions

The crime case had gone cold as I sat back in my chair with feet on my desk. I stared out my office window as the rain poured down, hoping something would break the case.

And that's when she walked in. I could tell on first glance she had used Keratin Hair Smoothing Treatment. That stuff straightens your hair for weeks at a time, and I had always known her as a curly-hair broad.

I pulled out the good stuff - my One Dozen Cupcakes from IveyCake - cause I had a feeling she was gonna talk. Heck she better talk after that Gallery-Wrapped Photo to Canvas I had given her last time for spilling the beans.

"Yesterday during one of my 4 Private Music Lessons, I noticed something surprising," she claimed.

"Nothing surprises me in this town anymore," I replied.

"This will surprise even you, Detective Spade. My teacher had 2 Admission tickets to Storybook Village on her coffee table."

"So you're telling me your music teacher is the real killer?"

"No. I'm telling you take some Unlimited Crossfit Classes...because my music teacher plans to ask you out soon."

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